Listen up, everybody in popular culture.
AMERICA'S NUDE DEAL ...and why I've had enough of it
I'd like all of you to do me a favor. I would like nude of you to put your clothes back on. Don't make me ask twice. Now I know most of you probably took them off for understandable reasons. Some of you, for instance, confused Calender with the Howard Stern show, which is an honest mistake, but a mistake nonetheless. Whether you're Paris Hilton creating a video keepsake for your boyfriend or women naked on the floor of Grand Central Station, I would suggest that however pure or impure our motives, we could all use a timeout.
There simply comes a point when someone has to look up at the dancer on the bar and say, "Put it back on. Just a bit of good fun, luv.
Female players pose naked for raunchy calendars
The problem is that it didn't end with Ms. Their tale is now a movie, "Calendar Girls," which is due out momentarily and stars the marvelous Helen Mirren among nud massage women, so it should be delightful. But at the coeds of sounding dreadfully sour, something else must be said.
The idea of a nude senior citizens calendar is hilarious.